Hell In A Cell was live last night from Dallas, Texas. Two big main event matches inside the cell, as John Cena faced Randy Orton in one and Dean Ambrose faced Seth Rollins in the other. The WWE Intercontinental Championship, WWE World Tag Team Championship and WWE Divas Championship were also all on the line. Sadly, no WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match, as I'm sure Brock Lesnar was very busy at home, watching football and collecting his big part time worker paycheck. If you missed last night's show on WWE Network for only $9.99, then you came to the right place as I'm about to recap the card for you.
- The Hell In A Cell pregame show kicked off with MizdowTV.....yes you read that right, MizdowTV. The Miz's stunt double, Damien Sandow, hosted his own version of MizTV. The Miz is letting Sandow host the show out of the kindness of his heart. Sandow introduces The Miz as his guest. Miz talked about how he'll defeat Sheamus tonight and take home the United States Championship. Sandow says Miz is his inspiration, talks about all of Miz's accomplishments and considers Miz his best friend. Miz says Sandow is a damn good stunt double and he's proud to call Sandow his friend. Miz and Sandow share a manly hug as Sheamus appears on the titantron. Sheamus says Sandow should get on his knees and kiss Miz's ass goodbye and if this was a movie then he's going to give away the ending. Sheamus "brogue kicks" the camera.
- Backstage, Paige says she's going to take A.J. Lee's best friend away from her tonight, the WWE Divas Championship. Alicia Fox cuts a usual crazy promo too.
- Hell In A Cell goes live on the WWE Network and we kick things off with the WWE Intercontinental Championship Match.
- "Loser Must Be Winner’s Personal Assistant": Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella: Brie slaps Nikki and gets a one count. Brie gets a near fall with a backslide. Nikki hits an electric chair drop and beats Brie's head into the mat. Brie lands the running knee on Nikki. Nikki goes to the floor and we see Brie go to the air and leap out at Nikki, taking her out. Brie missile drop kick for a near fall. Nikki hits "shock treatment" for a near fall. Brie goes for the "yes lock" but Nikki gets to the ropes. Nikki catches Brie with a forearm and hits "shock treatment" again for the pinfall.
- Backstage, Big Show is getting ready and tells Mark Henry he's going to knock out Rusev and do it for America, himself and for Henry.
- Backstage, Brie Bella's torture from her sister begins as Nikki dumps a smoothie over Brie's head then Nikki tells Brie to go get her another one.
- Big Show vs. Rusev (w/Lana): Rusev went after Show's knee early. Rusev worked on the leg and locked in a leg lock. Show tried to kick out with the other leg, but Rusev stopped Show's momentum and continued working on Show's leg. Rusev hit a drop kick and went for "The Accolade". Show reverses the hold into his own submission on Rusev. Rusev makes it to the ropes to break it. Show goes for the knock out punch but Rusev ducks. Show plants a perfect spear into Rusev. Show went for the choke slam on Rusev as Mark Henry makes his way to the ring. Rusev breaks free but gets caught again and driven to the mat with the choke slam. Show scores a near fall. Rusev tries to escape to the floor but Henry is right there. Henry gets Show's attention and tries to get Show pumped up. Rusev capitalized on the distraction and landed a kick on Show. Rusev lands a kick on Henry then locks Show in "The Accolade". The fans chanted "USA" to try to get Show to fight, but Show eventually taps out.
- Backstage, Dean Ambrose talks about his match with Seth Rollins tonight. Ambrose planned on taking Rollins to hell.
And that was your Hell In A Cell recap. Matches of the night go to Ziggler vs. Cesaro and Rollins vs. Ambrose. Cena vs. Orton was a fairly good match as well.
Till next time, tap or snap.