Thursday, June 25, 2015

3 Rivers Rundown 6.25.15: Finish With A Knockout! #FloydMayweather

By @Kratoslives

Floyd Mayweather AKA Money May, do me a favor…… finish a fight with a knock out!

Yes, Floyd finish with a knock out! You can't finish your career by fighting Andre Berto or Karim Mayfield, you know that's not what you want to do. So please, quit. I know you don't want to fight Amir Kahn, his chin is more fragile than your hands. So who are you really trying to fight September 12th? Gennady Gennadyevich Golovkin (GGG), Shawn Porter or Timothy Bradley? Just don't give me Berto, he is way too small and even though Mayfield is solid, he has no name recognition.

So if you are open to fan suggestions, I personally would love to see you and GGG. He is everything you like in a opponent.

Now excuse me while I use Golden State Warriors’ forward Draymond Green’s drunk interview to prove my point:

Is he slow a foot compared to you?
DG: YEAH!
Is he weak on defense?
DG: YEAH!
Is his boxing skills extremely weak compared to yours?
DG: YEAH!
Has he fought opponents as good as the ones on your resume?
DG: UH NO!
Will he ever be considered one of the greatest of all time?
DG: UH NO!

Thanks for your help, Draymond. Now go sober up.

Now that we got that out of the way, GGG only has one thing over you, knock out power in both hands. Which equates to nothing considering we both know he'll never land a solid punch on you. He will bring the one thing you like the must to the party. The “good guy” role to your villain and we know you love that. He'll have public support and media backing. Which then leads to public bashing of you and your brand, TMT. Let's face it, we know you love making the public and media eat “Sugar Honey Ice Tea”.

You know you love that Madagascar reference, don't hate hahaha.

Back to the point, Floyd. If you take this fight, it will make your legacy ranking Titanium. Because we know no one out there has a solid chance against him other than Andre Ward. Besides I know you want no parts of Ward anyway, because Ward is way too big for you, Floyd. So please do us hard core Money May fans a favor. Dismantle him on September 12th and retire as POUND FOR POUND the greatest boxer who ever did it……. until Lil Money May comes along.

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