By @B_Rock1978
Wrestling Lockup with Brandon, brought to you by Triple Threat CLE. It's the RAW results from last night's show. RAW took place last night in Roanoke, Virginia. RAW was the go home show to Survivor Series, live this Sunday on the WWE Network for.........FREE! RAW consisted of the contract signing for Team Cena vs. The Authority at Survivor Series. Luke Harper faced Dolph Ziggler for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Ryback battled Cesaro. And of course internet sensation, Grumpy Cat. Time for some results.
- The Authority Arrives: RAW kicks off with The Authority in the ring. Triple H talks about Vince McMahon's stipulation for Survivor Series, how the fans want The Authority out of power, calls the fans sheep, needing someone to follow and praises The Authority team that is in place. Stephanie takes the mic next and goes over all of The Authority teams strengths and states that Team Cena is still down a team mate......FEED ME MORE! Out comes the "Big Guy" Ryback to the ring. Ryback talks about what The Authority wants and what John Cena wants but Ryback does what's best for Ryback. Stephanie and Kane apologize to Ryback for what happened last week on RAW but Ryback says he plays for Team Ryback. Ryback leaves and Triple H announces the first match tonight being Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler for the WWE Intercontinental Championship.
- "WWE Intercontinental Championship Match": Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Luke Harper: The Authority is present for this match. Before the bell sounds, Mercury and Noble jump Ziggler. Seth Rollins then cracks his briefcase over Ziggler. Ziggler, dazed and confused, tells the referee to start the match. Harper scores two near falls with a big boot and a power bomb. Ziggler fights back on Harper and sends him into the ring post. Ziggler hits the "Famasser" for a near fall. Harper counters a Ziggler kick with a side slam for a near fall. Ziggler fires back with the super kick and gets a near fall. Ziggler counters another power bomb but gets destroyed with a Harper clothesline. Harper covers, scores the pinfall and is the NEW WWE Intercontinental Champion. After the match, Rollins hits the "Curb Stomp" on Ziggler, leaving Ziggler laid out and Harper raises the title over his head above Ziggler.
- Backstage shenanigans with The Miz, Damian Sandow, Grumpy Cat and a Stunt Double Grumpy Cat. Comedy at its weakest.
- Adam Rose vs. Tyson Kidd: Rose still has issues with The Bunny as he won't let him party with The Rosebuds and orders him to stand in the corner. During the match, Bunny, flirts with Kidd's wife, Nattie Neidhart. Rose gets distracted, locked in the "Sharpshooter" by Kidd and is forced to tap out. After the match, Bunny grinds on Rose and escapes before Rose can attack Bunny.
- Bray Wyatt Promo: Bray is in the ring with a mic. Bray wants Dean Ambrose to see how he can save him, he should embrace him and he can make it all go away.....Dean Ambrose appears on the TitanTron. Ambrose says his response is taped and he's really in the crowd. The dim arena lights brighten and Ambrose is in the ring. Ambrose unloads on Bray until Bray escapes. Ambrose says Bray needs to worry about saving himself at Survivor Series.
- Ryback vs. Cesaro: John Cena is backstage watching this match. Cesaro with a slam for a near fall. Cesaro works on Ryback with a sleeper submission before tossing Ryback to the floor. Cesaro mat wrestles Ryback until getting caught and slammed by Ryback. Cesaro dodges the "Meat Hook" and counters "Shell Shock" with a german suplex. Cesaro hits three german suplexes on Ryback for a near fall. Cesaro, elbow drop from the top rope for a near fall. Cesaro dodges another "Meat Hook" and hits an uppercut. Ryback blocks "The Neutralizer". Cesaro blocks "Shell Shock" and gets a near fall on a roll up. Ryback finally hits the "Meat Hook" and "Shell Shock" on Cesaro for the pinfall.
- Backstage With John Cena: Cena says he hopes his team is at the contract signing later and they end The Authority at Survivor Series.
- Rusev and Lana Promo: Lana talks about being better looking then Kim Kardashian's current nude photo on the internet. She promises to show us a topless picture of her but shows us Russian President Vladimir Putin topless instead. Heath Slater with new music and dressed like Uncle Sam arrives BAAAYYYYBBBAAAAYYYYY! Slater tells Lana to shut up and wants the son of a bitch, Rusev, now.
- Rusev vs. Heath Slater: Slater gets squashed as he's kicked in the face, stomped on the back and taps out to "The Accolade".
- More Backstage Shenanigans with The Miz, Damian Sandow, Grumpy Cat, The Stunt Double Grumpy Cat and Erick Rowan. Rowan walks off with Stunt Double Grumpy Cat.
- In Ring Segment: Stephanie McMahon comes out and offers Big Show a spot in the WWE Hall of Fame in 2015 if he leaves Team Cena. Sheamus comes out and Stephanie tells Sheamus it would be a shame if he had passport issues and missed Survivor Series. Big Show and Sheamus are forced to fight each other, now.
- Big Show vs. Sheamus: Both men trade near falls early. Show locks in a leg submission on Sheamus but Sheamus reaches the ropes. Show hits a spear on Sheamus as Sheamus came off the ropes for a near fall. Sheamus counters the choke slam with "White Noise" for a near fall. Show blocks the "Brogue Kick" and choke slams Sheamus for a near fall. Rusev and Mark Henry hit the ring and attack Show and Sheamus, ending the match. Henry "World Strongest Slam's" Sheamus through the announcers table and Rusev locks Show in "The Accolade".
- Nikki Bella vs. Brie "AJ Lee" Bella: Brie is dressed like A.J. Lee for this match. The real A.J. Lee arrives to the usual "CM Punk" chants and sits in at commentary. Brie won't fight back as Nikki dominated the match. A.J. distracts Nikki and Brie rolls her up from behind for the pinfall. After the match, Nikki beats down her sister, Brie. A.J. makes the save, chasing off Nikki, but then lays out Brie with a DDT.
- Backstage Segment with John Cena and Ryback: Cena tries to make Ryback feel guilty by saying the WWE needs Ryback on Team Cena.
- "Eight Man Tag Team Match": The Miz, Damien Sandow, Goldust and Stardust vs. Los Matadores and The Usos: Miz wastes time but gets splashed by The Usos. Back and forth action in this eight man tag that ends with Stardust hitting "Dark Matter" for the pinfall. After the match, all four teams argue with a shot of Grumpy Cat looking on backstage, not amused.
- It was announced that Sheamus was injured when he was put through the table by Mark Henry earlier. Sheamus is off Team Cena.
- Contract Signing: The Authority are out first. Then John Cena comes out....alone. Triple H and John Cena go back and forth on their opinions about the match and why their team will win. Triple H says this is Team Cena's last chance to back down and finds it ironic that Cena is alone. Cena says the most important day will be Sunday when The Authority loses and they are out of power for good. Cena goes down the list of Authority members and makes jokes about them all until getting slapped by Stephanie.
Cena tells Stephanie to get out of the ring cause it's go time. Dolph Ziggler comes out first. Big Show is the next out for Team Cena. Erick Rowan comes out and joins Team Cena. Cesaro comes to the ring but joins The Authority as their fifth member. FEED ME MORE!! Ryback comes to the ring and joins Team Cena and a huge brawl breaks out. RAW closes out with Ryback and Triple H staring each other down then Cena putting Triple H through a table with an "AA".
And that's a wrap on this week's RAW results, till next time tap or snap.
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