Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Wrestling Lockup with Brandon, 3.24.15: #RAW Recap

By @B_Rock1978

Wrestling Lockup with Brandon, brought to you by Triple Threat CLE. It's the RAW recap from last night's show.

- RAW took place this week in Los Angeles, California, inside the famous Staples Center. RAW served as the go home show to the Super Bowl of Wrestling, Wrestlemania 31.

- In Ring Segment With Sting: Sting has been known as the WCW soldier, has seen Triple H climb the ladder as a backstabber, Triple H thinks he's unstoppable, but Sting is here, not for WCW, but to take Triple H down. Stephanie McMahon interrupts and makes her way to the ring. Steph says Sting finally hit the big time, standing in a WWE ring with a McMahon. Sting says he's honored to meet Steph, the spoiled brat that's handed everything. Steph says Sting is intimidated, because he's a small fish in the WWE, she's the daughter of the man that put WCW out of business, Sting is loyal but in the end stupid, Triple H will pin Sting and calls Sting a face painted freak. Stephanie tries to slap Sting, but Sting blocks it, and out comes Triple H. Stephanie hands Triple H his sledgehammer, but Sting reveals his bat. The fight is postponed, as Triple H backs down and decides to wait till Wrestlemania.

- Dean Ambrose and R-Truth vs. Luke Harper and Stardust: Bad News Barrett is on commentary. Ambrose hits a clothesline on Harper, sending Harper to the floor. Ambrose lands a suicide dive on Harper, as Truth hits "What's Up" on Stardust to score the pinfall.

- Backstage, Roman Reigns says his match with Brock Lesnar is the biggest match of his career, Lesnar CAN be beaten. People say Reigns can't do it, Reigns says he WILL do it.

- Video Footage with The Miz, Damien Sandow, Will Farrell and Kevin Hart: Miz asks if they used stunt doubles for their movie, Get Hard, because stunt doubles try to outshine you. Farrell asks how long Sandow has been Miz's assistant, because Sandow has that look. Miz angerly orders Sandow to fetch him water.

- "10 Man Tag Team Match": The Miz, Damien Sandow, Adam Rose and The Ascension vs. Ryback, Erick Rowan, Zack Ryder and The Prime Time Players: Ryback press slams Rose, double clotheslines The Ascension, than dodges Miz's "Awesome Clothesline". Ryback hits Miz with the "Meat Hook" and the "Shell Shock" to score the pinfall.

- "3 On 1 Match": Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins, Mercury and Noble: Orton lays out Noble and Mercury with hanging DDT's. Rollins goes for the "Curb Stomp" but Orton counters and goes for the "RKO". Rollins counters out and escapes from the ring. Orton hits Noble with an "RKO" instead and scores the pinfall.

- John Cena Interview On WWE.com: Cena will fight for what he believes in, he loves the troops and his country. At Wrestlemania, he'll shut Rusev up, win the WWE United States Championship and will represent America.

- Backstage, Paige and A.J. Lee talk about The Bellas trying to divide them. Paige gets a Divas Championship Match tonight and tells A.J. she's "crazy" for passing it up. A.J. goes into "crazy" mode but Paige calms her down.

- "WWE Divas Championship Match": Nikki Bella (c) vs. Paige: A.J. Lee stops Brie Bella from interfering, but accidentally elbows Paige. The elbow shot helps Nikki hit "Shock Treatment" on Paige to score the pinfall and retain the Divas Championship.

- After the match: Paige and A.J. have a falling out, over what just happened and have to be separated by WWE officials.

- In Ring Segment With Snoop Dogg: Snoop gets interrupted by Curtis Axel right off the bat. Axel says he doesn't want to hear about SnoopMania, when AxelMania is running wild. Snoop says Axel is the clown popping off on Twitter, he waited for Axel to show up because there is one other Mania Axel forgot about. Que "Real American" and out comes Hulk Hogan. Hogan tells the story of Hulkamania, slamming Andre The Giant, SnoopMania being born with Snoop's first LP and asks Axel what his deal is. Axel rips his shirt and asks Hogan "Whatcha Gonna Do?" Hogan punches Axel and Snoop throws Axel out of the ring. Hogan and Snoop pose together to end the segment.

- "6 Person Tag Team Match": Tyson Kidd, Cesaro and Nattie Neidhart vs. Los Matadores and El Torito: The Usos and Naomi are on commentary. Nattie is in and gets a near fall with a discus clothesline. Nattie goes for a power bomb on El Torito, but El Torito counters and scores the pinfall with a sunset flip.

- Backstage, Kane orders Bad News Barrett to hand over his WWE Intercontinental Championship, so Kane can hang it from the rafters, to advertise the Wrestlemania ladder match, during the Daniel Bryan vs. Dolph Ziggler match. Barrett refuses until Kane threatens to strip Barrett of the title.

- Rusev vs. Jack Swagger: Rusev hits the thrust kick and makes Swagger tap out to "The Accolade".

- After the match: Rusev refuses to release the hold, until John Cena hits the ring. Cena punches Rusev, but Rusev hits a forearm. Rusev sends Cena into the barricade, into the ring post and over the announcers table. Rusev waves the Russian flag, then plants a thrust kick on Cena. Rusev slams Cena on the announcers table, then locks in "The Accolade". Rusev applies the pressure as WWE officials try to pull Rusev off Cena.

- In Ring Segment With Bray Wyatt: Bray says we're all guilty of the person that we've become, we're all liars, Bray speaks the truth, The Undertaker is just like us, a liar, Taker tries to hide the fact he's lost and is trying to have his soul set free. Bray says he controls the light, the dark, the living and the dead, Taker is guilty, there is no redemption, Sister Abigail's kiss will mark Taker and Bray will take his place as a god, while Taker finally rests in peace.

- It's officially announced that Kevin "Diesel" Nash is going in the WWE Hall of Fame.

- Backstage, Tyson Kidd tells his wife, Nattie Neidhart, that something smells amazing. He's talking about chicken though and not his wife.

- Daniel Bryan vs. Dolph Ziggler with Guest Referee Dean Ambrose: Bryan unloads kicks on Ziggler and lands a drop kick. Bryan goes for another running drop kick but eats a Ziggler super kick. Ziggler hits the "Zig Zag" on Bryan and scores the pinfall.

- After the match: Ambrose hits "Dirty Deeds" on Ziggler. Ambrose grabs a ladder as Bad News Barrett, R-Truth, Luke Harper and Stardust all hit the ring. Harper and Barrett attack Ambrose. Ambrose hits "Dirty Deeds" on Truth. Barrett sends Bryan into the ladder, then hits a "Bullhammer". Ziggler super kicks Barrett. Stardust lays out Ziggler. Ambrose and Stardust get shoved off the ladder by Harper. The segment closes out with everyone taken out.

- Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns Go Face To Face: Paul Heyman advertises for WWE Network, stating that the greatest athlete in the world will lay a beat down on the samoan bad ass, the fans will get there money's worth when Lesnar mangles Reigns. Brock Lesnar does one thing....he makes a failure out of every man that steps in his path. Heyman continues to build up Lesnar as the unstoppable monster and Reigns as a man who will fail, when Reigns' music hits and out comes Reigns. Reigns and Lesnar have a stare down with each other then play tug of war with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship as RAW closes out. (Seriously?? WTF WWE??)

And that's a wrap on this week's RAW results, till next time tap or snap.

~B~

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