Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Wrestling Lockup with Brandon, 9.30.14: RAW

By @BSA1978.

Wrestling Lockup with Brandon, brought to you by Triple Threat CLE. It's the RAW recap from last night's show. RAW took place live from Chicago, Illinois, the home town of a former WWE superstar that the WWE now pretends never existed. I will not say that person's name either because he might get pissed off and block me on Twitter. Any who.....some highlights of last night's show consisted of "Mr. Money In The Bank" Seth Rollins, looking to get his briefcase back from the "Lunatic Fringe" Dean Ambrose. Dolph Ziggler defended his Intercontinental Title against The Miz and Cesaro. Main Event time, we'd see tag team action as Dean Ambrose and John Cena took on Randy Orton and Kane. Let's get to the recap.

- In Ring Promo with The Authority: The "CM Punk" chants begin and Stephanie asks the fans..."Why do you side with quitters?" Steph talks about Dean Ambrose stealing Seth Rollins' briefcase. Triple H says they won't stand for people disrespecting the business. Paul Heyman interrupts The Authority as he appears in the ring. Heyman says that Brock Lesnar wants to know if Seth Rollins has a problem with him. Seth Rollins' music hits and out comes "Mr. Money In The Bank". Rollins admits that he alone made the decision to try to cash in on Lesnar because he wanted to beat the best and no one wanted John Cena to win. Heyman accepts Rollins' apology but tells him never to do it again. Triple H tells Heyman that he enjoyed their talk last night before Heyman leaves. Rollins next demands Ambrose to return his briefcase. Ambrose appears on the TitanTron and tells Rollins to come and get it. The Authority begin to head to the back when out comes John Cena. Cena immediately unloads on Rollins, as Rollins runs for his life and escapes the wrath of Cena.

- Backstage with The Authority: Triple H sends WWE road agents, Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble after Dean Ambrose to get back Seth Rollins' briefcase.

- "WWE Intercontinental Title, Triple Threat Match": Dolph Ziggler (c) vs Cesaro vs. The Miz (w/Damien Sandow): Ziggler blocks Miz's figure four and Miz caught an uppercut from Cesaro. Ziggler with the figure four on Miz but Cesaro breaks it up with a big stomp on Ziggler. Miz hits the big corner clothesline on Cesaro and climbs to the top rope. Miz eats the Cesaro big uppercut in mid-air and is knocked out. Cesaro gets distracted by Sandow on the apron allowing Ziggler to hit a super kick on Cesaro for the pinfall.

- Backstage Segment with The Authority: Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble approach various superstars, looking for Dean Ambrose.

- Backstage Promo with The Wyatt Family: Bray Wyatt sets Luke Harper free to attack everyone tonight. Harper says we're doomed.

- Backstage Segment with The Authority: Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble can't find Dean Ambrose. Stephanie notices a mustard stain on Noble's face and asked him if he was eating hot dogs. Stephanie says she'll fire both Mercury and Noble if they don't find Ambrose. Damien Sandow and The Miz appear. Sandow demands that The Miz be given a singles rematch with Dolph Ziggler. Triple H makes a match with Damien Sandow vs Sheamus and tells Miz to never come demanding anything again or he'll be fired.

- Rosa Mendes (w/Nattie Neidhart) vs Layla (w/Summer Rae): Tyson Kidd and Neidhart argue at ringside. Layla hits the "Layout" on Mendes for the pinfall.

- In Ring Segment with Dean Ambrose: Ambrose sets Rollins' briefcase on a table in the ring. Ambrose says he saw Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble walk past him eating hot dogs. Doesn't like The Authority's way of running merchandise sales so he offers a ton of WWE products for only a dollar. Out come Mercury and Noble and they want the briefcase. Ambrose says they can have it but have to come get it. Mercury and Noble back off and leave. Ambrose starts tossing all the WWE merchandise into the crowd when Rollins, Mercury and Noble head to the ring. WWE security also come out as Ambrose tells Rollins to go get his briefcase and leaves the ring. Ambrose leaves through the crowd as Rollins retrieves his briefcase. Rollins opens the briefcase and gets sprayed in the face with green goo. Ambrose laughs as Rollins throws a fit and blames everything on Mercury and Noble.

- Backstage Segment with The Authority: The Authority is laughing at what happened to Seth Rollins. Triple H tells Rollins to go get checked out by medical and announces Kane and Randy Orton vs John Cena and Dean Ambrose in the main event later.

- Mark Henry vs. Bo Dallas: Before the match Henry again apologizes for losing to Rusev. Dallas interrupts and tells Henry he should be apologizing to himself. Henry misses a second rope splash. Dallas hits the "Bo-Dog" for the pinfall.

- Backstage Promo with Bo Dallas: He's been telling people for months to just "Bo-Lieve". Mark Henry attacks Dallas from behind and tosses Dallas into production cases. Henry beats Dallas down and rams the cases into him two more times.

- Backstage Promo with The Rhodes Brothers: Goldust and Stardust, cut another bizarre backstage promo.

- "Triple Threat Match": Brie Bella vs. Eva Marie and Cameron: Nikki Bella comes out before the match and taunts Brie, calling her a quitter and makes fun of Brie's husband, Daniel Bryan. Cameron knocks Eva off the apron by accident allowing Brie to roll Cameron up for the pinfall.

- Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil vs Los Matadores: Adam Rose, The Bunny and his Rosebuds are on commentary. Slater and O'Neil come out with Hornswoggle dressed like an alligator. Hornswoggle and El Torito renew their feud as they chase each other at ringside. Slater rolls up one of the Los Matadors for the pinfall. Slater and O'Neil attack Los Matadores after the match. Rose and The Bunny hit the ring. Titus is sent to the floor, Los Matadores double team Slater and The Bunny splashes Slater from the top rope.

- In Ring Promo with Rusev and Lana: Lana says Big Show tried to intimidate them on Smackdown. Big Show's music hits and out comes Show. Rusev says he wants to put his fist down Show's throat, rip his guts out, bite his ear, kick him in the groin and break every bone in his body. Show says enough talk and hits the ring. Rusev and Lana leave the ring and walk away. Show rips up Rusev's Russian Flag forcing Rusev to get up on the apron. Show knocks Rusev off the apron then again throws him to the floor as Rusev tried to get in the ring.

- Backstage Segment with John Cena: Cena talks about his tag match tonight. Dean Ambrose appears and says that Seth Rollins is his when they get done with Kane and Randy Orton tonight. Cena says if Rollins dares to show up he'll get a beatdown from Cena. Ambrose says no one including Cena takes food off Ambrose's plate.

- AJ Lee vs. Alicia Fox: "CM Punk" chants fill the arena again as Mrs. CM Punk, A.J. Lee, made her way to the ring. Paige is at ringside for this match. Mid match A.J. leaps off the top rope and takes out both Paige and Fox on the floor. Paige distracts A.J. causing A.J. to be rolled up from behind by Fox for the pinfall. After the match, Fox and Paige double team A.J.. Paige hits the "Ram-Paige" and leaves A.J. laid out.

- Backstage Promo with The Wyatt Family: Luke Harper again tells us we're doomed.

- Sheamus vs Damien Sandow: The Miz is on commentary. Sandow gets sent to the floor where Miz checks on him. Sheamus hits the floor and sends Sandow crashing into Miz. Sheamus hits Sandow with the "Brogue Kick" and scores the pinfall.

- In Ring Promo with Hulk Hogan: Hulkamania has been running wild for 30 years. Hogan announces WWE is teaming up with the Susan G. Komen Foundation for breast cancer awareness month.

- Backstage Segment with The Authority: Randy Orton and Kane don't care about Seth Rollins' problems. Stephanie McMahon says that when Rollins was attacked The Authority was attacked so Orton and Kane need to defend The Authority because they are family. Stephanie says that Orton has gone soft and doesn't have that killer instinct anymore.

- Dean Ambrose and John Cena vs Randy Orton and Kane: Cena with an "AA" but Kane's weight collapses Cena. Orton goes for the drop DDT but Cena flips Orton over the ropes. Ambrose hits "Dirty Deeds" but Seth Rollins interferes in the match and attacks Ambrose. Cena and Ambrose brawl all over the ringside area with Kane, Orton and Rollins. Cena and Ambrose shove each other away trying to get shots in on Rollins. Orton steps in and "RKO's" Ambrose. Kane gives Ambrose a choke slam then sets the briefcase over Ambrose's head. Rollins lands the "Curb Stomp", driving the briefcase into Ambrose's skull. Cena gets back in the ring but gets laid out the same way as Ambrose with an "RKO", a choke slam and a briefcase to the skull "Curb Stomp". RAW ends with The Authority standing tall.

And that's a wrap on this week's RAW recap, till next time tap or snap.

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