The Super Bowl of Sports Entertainment is finally here! It's Wrestlemania 33! The grand daddy of all WWE events was live at Camping World Stadium in Orlando, Florida, for the advertised Ultimate Thrill Ride! The New Day were the hosts of the show and promised humor and hijinks throughout the night. WWE Universal Champion Goldberg defended his title against "The Beast" Brock Lesnar. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt defended his title against "The Viper" Randy Orton. Former best friends turned enemies, WWE United States Champion Chris Jericho defended his title against Kevin Owens. WWE Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose defended his title against Baron Corbin. The self proclaimed King of the Cruiserweights Neville defended his WWE Cruiserweight Championship against "A Double" Austin Aries. WWE RAW Women's Champion Bayley defended her title against Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Nia Jax in a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match. WWE Smackdown Live Women's Champion Alexa Bliss defended her title in a One Vs. All Match against every available Smackdown Live Women's Superstar Available. WWE RAW World Tag Team Champions Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson defended their titles against Enzo and Big Cass and Sheamus and Cesaro in a Triple Threat Ladder Match.
** Wrestlemania 33 Pre-Show **
Winner: Neville, by pinfall, to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.
Winner: Mojo Rawley.
- Paul Heyman is in the Social Media Lounge and guarantees that Brock Lesnar will leave tonight the new WWE Universal Champion.
Winner: Dean Ambrose, by pinfall, to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship.
** Wrestlemania 33 **
- Tinashe kicks off the show singing America the Beautiful.
- The New Day Promo: The hosts of Wrestlemania 33, The New Day, are in the ring dressed as Final Fantasy characters. The New Day crack jokes and dance before officially getting the show started by pulling the lever to the "Ultimate Thrill Ride".
Winner: AJ Styles, by pinfall.
Winner: Kevin Owens, by pinfall, to win the WWE United States Championship.
** First Elimination: Bayley, Charlotte and Sasha join forces and triple team Nia. Charlotte plants a boot on Nia and Sasha and Bayley double suplex Nia. Nia tosses Bayley outside then unloads on Charlotte and Sasha. Nia tosses Charlotte into the corner and goes to the second rope. Bayley and Sasha rush over and help Charlotte triple power bomb Nia off the ropes and to the mat. All three ladies cover Nia and score the pinfall, eliminating Nia.
** Second Elimination: Sasha and Bayley trade shots outside until Charlotte hits a twisting moonsault taking both ladies out. Back in the ring, Sasha counters Natural Selection and traps Charlotte in the Banks Statement submission. Charlotte escapes and then trades back and forth offense with Sasha.
Charlotte kicks Sasha into the corner where Sasha cracks the back of her head on the slightly exposed turnbuckle pad. Charlotte covers Sasha and scores the pinfall, eliminating Sasha.
Winner: Bayley, by pinfall, to retain the WWE RAW Women's Championship.
- The WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2017 are introduced.
Winners: The Hardy Boys, to win the WWE RAW World Tag Team Championship.
- Jimmy Fallon is spotted in the crowd
Winners: John Cena and Nikki Bella, by pinfall.
Winner: Seth Rollins, by pinfall.
- Pitbull, Flo Rida, Stephen Marley and LunchMoney Lewis perform the Wrestlemania theme song.
Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall, to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
Winner: Brock Lesnar, by pinfall, to win the WWE Universal Championship.
Winner: Naomi, by submission, to win the WWE Smackdown Live Women's Championship.
- The New Day arrive to announce that this year's Wrestlemania brought in 75,245 people in attendance and thank the fans.
Winner: Roman Reigns, by pinfall.