By @B_Rock1978
Welcome to RAW...IS...JERICHO!!!!!
Wrestling Lockup with Brandon, brought to you by Triple Threat CLE. It's the RAW results from last night's show. RAW took place live in Detroit, Michigan. RAW consisted of Chris Jericho returning as the acting GM. Brock Lesnar....who?....I said Brock Lesnar, the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, finally returned after a two and a half month absence. TLC and S fallout and the beginning stages of the build-up to the Royal Rumble.
- In Ring Segment with Acting RAW GM Chris Jericho, Paul Heyman, Seth Rollins and John Cena: Jericho says he's making the show about the fans tonight, makes fun of Fandango and demands Fandango to give back Jericho's slammy he stole last week. Paul Heyman interrupts and says Heyman should've gotten the extreme moment slammy for being the father of extreme. Jericho says Heyman still owes him $200 from ECW. Heyman says he's here to address Seth Rollins. Seth Rollins comes out with The Stooges. Rollins tries to bully Heyman but Heyman says he's an advocate. Rollins says his victory over John Cena was stolen last night, runs down Sting for his interference at Survivor Series, calls Cena a coward and wants a rematch with Cena but not tonight. John Cena makes his way to the ring. Cena tells Rollins he has no testicles, is out here whining and crying and hasn't learned how to be a man. Cena wants the rematch with Rollins and GM Jericho makes it official and it's a "Steel Cage Match". Rollins calls Jericho the worst GM ever and makes fun of Jericho while Heyman laughs. Jericho announces he's fighting Paul Heyman tonight and the fans will vote on the stipulation. Jericho leaves as Rollins and Heyman argue in the ring.
Show beats down Ziggler early and tosses him into the barricade. Harper tags in and goes to work on Ziggler next. Show back in drops the elbow on Ziggler for a near fall. Harper back in, gets a near fall. Ziggler finally hot tags Rowan and Rowan cleans house on Harper. Harper slows down Rowan and tags Show. Rowan kicks Show but Rowan gets kicked by Harper. Ziggler tackles Harper and they tumble over the announcers table. Show knockout punches Rowan for the pinfall.
- Backstage with Chris Jericho and Fandango: Fandango tells Jericho he can take his slammy back if he wants it. Jericho tells Fandango to shut the hell up and when he gets done with Paul Heyman he's coming to dance on Fandango's face and then take back his slammy.
- The Bella Twins vs. Alicia Fox and Nattie Neidhart: Nikki with an early near fall on Fox. The Bellas double team Fox for another near fall. Brie ground wrestles Fox next. Fox finally hot tags Nattie and she unloads on The Bellas. Nattie locks Brie in the "Sharpshooter" and makes Brie tap out for the win. After the match, Nattie busts her husband, Tyson Kidd, checking on Brie to see if she's ok.
- Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel: Rusev and Lana are Jericho's guests. Lana brags about Rusev's win over Jack Swagger at TLC. Jericho interrupts them and asks why they're so mad all the time, if there is something going on between the two of them and if they're more than Putin's butt puppets. Jericho calls Lana a Communist Tramp and tells them to let their freak flags fly. Rusev says he'll crush Jericho and calls him a little man. Jericho says he knows someone that wants to fight Rusev and calls out Ryback. Ryback comes out and stares down Rusev as they trash talk each other. The trash talk continues until Rusev and Lana backs down and leaves the ring.
- Big E and Xavier Woods vs. Stardust and Goldust: The New Day gain control on the bizarre brothers early and chase both from the ring. Back and forth action from both teams. Woods hits a diving forearm for a near fall. Woods hits an enziguiri on Goldust. Stardust gets back dropped to the floor by Woods. Woods dives off Big E and splashes both brothers. Big E and Woods hit the "Midnight Hour" for the pinfall.
- Kane vs Adam Rose: Rose gets in some kicks and a clothesline on Kane early. Kane boots Rose in the face then chokeslams both The Bunny and Rose. Kane covers Rose for the pinfall.
- Chris Jericho vs Paul Heyman: The WWE Universe voted for a "Street Fight Match". Heyman tries to reason with Jericho and call things even, he even tries writing Jericho a check. Jericho smacks the check book out of Heyman's hands. Brock Lesnar's music hits and out comes "The Beast". Lesnar gets in Jericho's face and Jericho hits a few forearm shots on Lesnar. Jericho goes for the "Code Breaker" but Lesnar throws Jericho down. Lesnar picks Jericho up on his shoulders and lays Jericho out with the "F5". Heyman raises Lesnar's hand in victory.
- After The Chris Jericho Attack: Fandango and Rosa Mendes come out and mock Jericho, celebrating with Jericho's slammy award. Roman Reigns comes to the ring and drops Fandango with a "Superman Punch" and a spear. Big Show makes his way to the ring. Reigns says he's going to knock Show out. Show says he owes Reigns one for last night and will put Reigns back on the injured list. Reigns "Superman Punches" Show off the apron. Show throws the steel stairs, pissed off, before leaving.
- The Miz (w/Damien Sandow) vs Jimmy Uso (w/Jey Uso): Jimmy chases Miz around ringside to start the match. Miz cheap shots Jimmy and climbs the ropes. Jimmy nails Miz on the way down. Sandow goes to interfere but Miz tells him not to. Miz applies a submission but Jimmy escapes and kicks Miz in the face. Miz goes to the floor and Jimmy goes airbourne, taking Miz out. Jimmy with a cross body for a near fall. Sandow gets in the ring and acts out everything. The referee gets distracted by Sandow, allowing Jey to sneak in and hit Miz. Jimmy super kicks Miz then hits the "Superfly Splash" from the top rope for the pinfall.
- Backstage Segment with Naomi and The Miz: Miz tells Naomi it's either Miz and her music deal or her husband. Miz will give her a chance to speak her mind on MizTV. Miz says Naomi is talented, this is a huge opportunity and maybe she shouldn't tell her husband about it.
- Backstage Segment with Seth Rollins: Rollins thinks it's ridiculous that he has to fight in a cage match with Cena 24 hours after their table match. Says this place is an unsafe madhouse but has Mercury and Noble to keep him safe. Rollins pushes for The Authority to be brought back to restore order in the company.
- "Steel Cage Match": John Cena vs. Seth Rollins: Rollins tries to climb out of the cage but Cena stops him. Rollins sends Cena face first into the cage wall. Cena slingshots Rollins into the cage wall, but Rollins lands on the wall and tries to climb out. Cena stops Rollins and bulldogs him off the top rope for a near fall. Cena climbs the cage but gets distracted by Mercury allowing Rollins to go for the cage door. Cena stops Rollins and both men hang out the door until Cena pulls Rollins back in. Rollins climbs the cage but Cena stops Rollins. Rollins counters Cena into the turn buckle power bomb for a near fall. Cena gains offense and goes into Super Cena mode. Cena goes for the "Five Knuckle Shuffle" but Rollins kicks Cena in the head. Cena blocks Rollins tossing him into the cage, hits a back body drop, tosses Rollins into the cage to knock Mercury off the outside cage then hits the "AA" for a near fall. Cena tries to go out the cage door but Noble shuts the door. Cena knocks Noble off the ring steps but Rollins recovers and stops Cena.
Cena sends Rollins head first into the cage and scores a near fall. Rollins hits a knee to the side of the head for a near fall. Rollins sends Cena into the cage three times but Cena counters the third and tosses Rollins. Cena crawls to the door but Mercury slams the door in Cena's face. Cena counters "Curb Stomp" with the "STF" submission. Rollins' briefcase ends up in the ring and Rollins tries to use it but misses.
Rollins eventually connects and gets a near fall. Rollins and Cena climb the cage and trade shots at the top. Cena "Super AA's" Rollins off the cage and both men are out. HERE COMES THE PAIN!! Brock Lesnar makes his way to the ring. Lesnar hits three german suplexes then the "F5" and lays Cena out. Rollins shakes Paul Heyman's hand then hits the "Curb Stomp" on Cena. Rollins grabs his briefcase and escapes the cage for the win to close out RAW.
And that's a wrap on this week's RAW results, till next time tap or snap.
