Wrestling Lockup with Brandon, brought to you by Triple Threat CLE. It's this week's TNA Impact recap edition. Last week, feast or fired returned and rewarded its winners and gave a pink slip to one loser, unfortunately it was the best looking one of the group that was fired, Velvet Sky. Austin Aries will receive a TNA World Title Match, Rockstar Spud will receive a TNA X-Division Title Match and Magnus will receive a TNA World Tag Team Title Match. TNA World Champion, Bobby Lashley went to war with MVP and his Beat Down Clan, which ended up in the streets of New York City. Jeff Hardy threw out a "Monsters Ball Match" challenge to Abyss. Bobby Roode and Kurt Angle continue to have issues with the Beat Down Clan as well. What will tonight hold? Let's go to the recap.
- In Ring Segment with Bobby Roode: Roode is in the ring with Bobby Lashley's TNA World Title in his possession. Roode says the title doesn't belong to him because it was stolen from him by Eric Young. Roode won't rest until EY's blood is spilled. Roode calls out Bobby Lashley to talk. Lashley comes out and goes face to face with Roode. Roode says he doesn't blame Lashley, because MVP and his crew are the ones behind everything. Roode mans up, hands back Lashley's title and asks for a rematch. Lashley accepts the challenge, however, Austin Aries heads out to the ring. Aries says he's always the man with the most options and hints at cashing in his Feast or Fired briefcase, tonight. MVP is out next with words to say. MVP says Aries holds all the cards but should hold his breath permanently, accuses Roode of whining, crying and blaming everyone else but himself and is disappointed with Lashley for taking the TNA World Title when he knows it belongs to the Beat Down Clan. MVP wants to cut ahead of Roode and Aries and throws down a challenge for the title to Lashley. Lashley tells Aries to save his briefcase because he's giving Aries, Roode and MVP all title shots tonight, in a fatal four way.- Next week will be TNA Lockdown on free TV.
- "TNA Knockouts Championship, Triple Threat Match": Taryn Terrell (c) vs. Madison Rayne vs. Gail Kim: All three score near falls early. Kim gets tossed to the floor and Terrell cradled Rayne for a near fall. Rayne hits Terrell with a back elbow for a near fall, then sends Kim flying off the apron to the floor. Rayne near fall on Terrell with the northern lights suplex. Rayne hits a DDT/neck breaker combo on Kim and Terrell gets a couple more near falls. Kim finally takes control with a submission move on Rayne, then Terrell steps in with the dragon sleeper on Kim and we have a double submission attempt. The submissions are broke and Terrell and Kim take the fight to the turn buckle, where Rayne shoves them both over and to the floor. Rayne flapjacks Terrell on the steel steps. Rayne tosses Kim face first into the steel steps. Rayne hits the sit down buster on Terrell and gets a near fall, that's broken up by Kim, who applies a crucifix pin on Rayne for a near fall. Rayne counters Kim's "Eat Defeat" and a Kim cross body block. Terrell with a "Diamond Cutter" outta nowhere on Rayne for the pinfall and to retain the TNA Knockouts Title.- Magnus plans to meet Bram at a bar tonight to talk out their issues with each other.
- Rockstar Spud and Mark Andrews are in New York City, hyping their match tonight against Ethan Carter III and Tyrus.
- In Ring Segment with Tommy Dreamer: Dreamer is in the ring and wants to talk to Eric Young. EY comes out and is face to face with Dreamer. EY wants Dreamer out of his business. Dreamer says EY was the first to offer friendship when Dreamer came to TNA and Bobby Roode was the second. Dreamer thinks EY is making a huge mistake for his recent actions and shouldn't turn his back on Roode or the fans. EY says that Dreamer being a good guy made him a fat loser, he doesn't want to burn his bridge with Roode he wants to blow it up, being Dreamers friend was a mistake and EY doesn't make mistakes anymore. Dreamer can't believe EY would turn on Roode just because Roode didn't offer EY a title shot, when EY could have easily just asked Roode for one. EY heard enough as he gut kicks Dreamer and plants him with a piledriver. EY knockouts out the time keeper and grabs a steel chair. Bobby Roode hits the ring for the save. EY shoves the time keeper into the barricade on the way out.- Backstage, The Hardys hype their TNA World Tag Team Championship Match next week at TNA Lockdown. Jeff Hardy also hypes his "Monster's Ball Match" against Abyss later.
- Magnus meets Bram at a bar and they're shown talking things out.
- Backstage, Kurt Angle calls Gunner a sleeping giant, a warrior and a hero. Angle smacks Gunner in the head and tells him to wake up and join Team Angle in Lethal Lockdown next week. Gunner says Angle will get that warrior.
- Magnus and Bram At The Bar: Bram says the Feast or Fired briefcase should've been his. Magnus talks some sense into Bram, reminding him that he'll be his partner when he cashes in the briefcase for the tag titles. Magnus says he's Bram's best friend, Bram's temper always played a part in him getting in trouble. Bram remembers Magnus bailing him out of jail, helping with money and helping him get a job. Magnus does what he does for his family now and Bram seems to understand as they agree to be on good terms again. Bram says he'll pay the bill and tells Magnus to go out the back door. Magnus goes to the back but there is only a stairwell with no exit. Bram hits Magnus outta nowhere and tosses Magnus into the wall. Bram takes a cue ball and hits Magnus in the back of the head with it and screams "Look at you now!" before walking off. - "Monster's Ball Match": Jeff Hardy vs. Abyss: Abyss and Hardy brawl at ringside. Abyss chokeslams Hardy on the floor and busts out some weapons. Hardy grabs a trash can and busts it over Abyss' head over and over. Hardy counters a chokeslam with a "Twist of Fate" and "Poetry in Motion". Hardy goes for a springboard, but Abyss moves, causing Hardy to crash through a table. Hardy with a cheese grater on Abyss' junk (Ouch). Hardy misses a corner charge and crashes into a wedged steel chair. Abyss has "Janice" and stalks Hardy, but gets "her" stuck in the turn buckle, swinging at Hardy's head. Hardy hits a "Twist of Fate" on Abyss and goes for the "Swanton". Manik trips up Hardy, helping Abyss. The rest of Revolution hit the ring and attack Hardy. Matt Hardy hits the ring with a kendo stick and busts up Revolution. James Storm gets a trash can shot in, slowing down Matt. The Wolves hit the ring next and help Matt clear out Revolution, leaving it back to Jeff vs. Abyss. Abyss dumps out his bag of thumb tacks and goes for a superplex. Hardy counters and flip power bombs Abyss into the tacks. Hardy hits "Swanton" and has the pinfall. After the match, James Storm is pissed and slaps Abyss around.- Backstage, Kurt Angle is on the phone, looking for more Team Angle members I'm guessing.
- Backstage, The Hardys vow to watch each other's back against Revolution.
- Ethan Carter III announces that he is denying Rockstar Spud and Mark Andrews tag match tonight and The Bromans will replace ECIII and Tyrus.- Rockstar Spud and Mark Andrews vs. The Bromans: Jessie press slams Andrews and he and Robbie E flapjack Andrews. The Bromans with a double running knee on Andrews. Andrews finally hot tags Spud, who goes wild. Spud hits a enziguri on Jessie, Sliced Bread #2 on Robbie E, then tags Andrews back in. Andrews hits the shooting star press on Robbie E for the pinfall. After the match, Tyrus lays out both Spud and Andrews. ECIII says he'll never give Spud a match. ECIII then announces Spud and Andrews vs. Tyrus at TNA Lockdown, next week.
- "TNA World Heavyweight Championship, Fatal Four Way Match": Bobby Lashley (c) vs. MVP vs. Austin Aries vs. Bobby Roode: Lashley goes right after MVP with punches and a tackle. Roode sends Aries to the floor. Roode and Lashley trade blows next, with chokes and corner whips. MVP goes to work on Roode's knees with kicks. MVP goes for the "Drive By" on Roode but Roode counters. Aries hits a suicide dive on Lashley. MVP sends Aries to the floor then hits the "Ballin'" elbow on Roode. Aries with "Last Chancery" on MVP. Lashley hits the "Dominator" on Aries. Lashley goes for the spear but MVP stops it from happening. Aries hits a dive on everyone. Roode locks a crossface submission on MVP. Lashley breaks up the submission and we next see the corner tower of doom spot. Eric Young hits the ring, pulls Roode to the floor, hits him with a steel chair and tosses him into the barricade. Aries counters Lashley's spear and applies the "Last Chancery" submission. MVP breaks it up and eats an Aries forearm. Aries goes for a suicide dive on MVP, but Lashley gets up and spears Aries. Lashley covers, scores the pinfall and retains the TNA World Title. After the match, Samoa Joe and Kenny King attack Lashley and Eric Young attacks Roode and Aries. Gunner and Kurt Angle hit the ring and make the save. Aries asks to be on Team Angle next week which Angle accepts. Angle asks Lashley to join. Lashley says he's not teaming with The Beat Down Clan or Team Angle and walks out to end Impact.*** TNA Lockdown 2015 Card ***
- "Lethal Lockdown Match": Beat Down Clan (MVP, Kenny King, Low Ki and Samoa Joe) vs. Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Austin Aries, Gunner and ???)
- "TNA World Tag Team Championship Match:" James Storm and Abyss (c) vs. The Hardy Boys
- Bobby Roode vs. Eric Young
- "Handicap Match": Rockstar Spud and Mark Andrews vs. Tyrus
- Awesome Kong vs. Havok
- "An Amazing Race": Ms. Tessmacher vs. Robbie E
And that wraps up this weeks TNA Impact, till next time, tap or snap.
~B~